Roller derby names inspired by operations research

I’ve been reading the graphic novel Roller Girl by Victoria Jamieson with my nine year old daughter. It’s great! My daughter reads while I listen and fantasize about optimization inspired roller derby names. Here is what I came up with so far.

Optimization Roller derby names I’m considering:

Convex Hell
Facility Laceration
Benders Deconstruction
Carnage Generation
Linear Aggression (or Logistic Aggression!)
Branch & Bomb
… or maybe Branch & Kill  or  Branch & Punish
Out-of-KILLter
Quadratic Assault Problem
Sublinear Rage of Convergence
Cutting Plane (this is probably OK as is)

I don’t roller derby, but I’d like to. What would you add?

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